urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

"

…But if a mirror ever makes
you sad

you should know
that it does
not know
you.

"
Kabir  (via cultivate-solitude)

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

paulthomasandersonn:

Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing himself at the Coachella 2014 (x)

awwww-cute:

A baby and a 125lb Pit Bull

awwww-cute:

A baby and a 125lb Pit Bull

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

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